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The Beer Blaster Handgun

Portland, OR - -(AmmoLand.com)- New from Bad Ape Industries is the Beer Blaster Handgun. This high tech item has been put through extreme testing with our special ops beer teams and has preformed flawlessly.

Now it is available for sale to the general public and is one of the few beer dispensing firearms available for purchase without going through an FFL dealer.

Note: Federal legislation has been introduced to ban the assault weapons version of the beer blaster.

What is it:
The Beer Blaster is a hand held high-velocity drink delivery system. Translation? It’s a Beer Gun. Harnessing the carbonation power of canned drinks, the blaster can shoot your beverage of choice over 10 feet. A favorite on college campuses, the Beer Blaster is sweeping the party scene.

How does it work:
Ever opened a shaken-up can? Sprayed all over the you and everybody laughed, right? Well ha, ha. The Beer Blaster captures that spray-power and uses it for good. Simply shake up a can of a carbonated beverage, insert it in the top cage, and slam it down until it locks. The puncture needle pierces the can while the foam buffer creates a seal. Locked and loaded, just pull the trigger to unleash a frothy stream.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

If you have a question regarding your order or the Beer Blaster store, please visit the Store FAQ . If your question is not below, please contact us at help@beer-blaster.com

Can I clean my Beer Blaster?
Please do. Anyone familiar with beer knows that it develops a certain, how you say, “odor” when left to its own devices. A quick rinse with hot water will solve any issues. The Beer Blaster is not dishwasher safe, so don’t try it.

Can I take my Beer Blaster on a plane?
The Beer Blaster loves to go on vacation. It also enjoys flying home with you for Winter Break so you can show it to all your friends. It does not, however, like airport security. When traveling with your Beer Blaster, we recommend stowing it safely in your checked baggage.

Can I use drinks besides beer?
No. Don’t want a beer? Go get yourself a juicebox.
But seriously, anything with carbonation will work. In fact, we’ve been told that loading it up with a can of club soda makes a great stain remover. We also suggest High Speed Cocktails.

Will people be mad if I spray them?
If you don’t know them, they might be. We recommend only blasting your friends and family. But feel free to hit the drunk guy at the party, because he probably won’t remember.

Blasting tip: hitting people directly in the mouth with beer tends to make them happier than an eye-shot, up-the-nose shot, or embarrassing-for-the-rest-of-the-night wet-crotch shot. But we do think that last one is funny for everyone else.

Help! I got beer EVERYWHERE!
This can happen. We’ve compiled a few resources for your benefit:

Beer on your clothes?Try Here.
Beer on your carpet? Try Here.
Beer in your mouth? Swallow.

I passed out and left a can in overnight…is this bad?
Depends where you passed out. But don’t worry, your Beer Blaster will be okay. If you’ve left a non-empty can in for a long period of time, the foam puncture point may take a moment to regain its original shape. While you’re waiting, you might want to make sure nobody drew something on your face.

What’s that metal thing on the underside of the barrel?
That’s a bottle opener. Someday, when you graduate to drinking beer that doesn’t come in a can, then you’ll understand.

About:
We are Bad Ape Industries, a manufacturer of novelty items and a spreader of merriment. Based in Portland, OR, we want to better the life of beer-drinkers everywhere.

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