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Burglar Apologizes, Jumps Out Window After Naked & Armed Homeowner Confronts Him

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Washington DC - -( On July 9 2014 a burglar targeting a Georgetown, Texas, home apologized and jumped out a window after being confronted by the naked and armed homeowner.

According to Austin American-Statesman writer Esther Robards-Forbes, the unnamed homeowner awoke in the night “to see a flashlight moving around outside his bedroom door.”

The homeowner then made sure his wife was still in bed, grabbed his 9mm handgun, and climbed out of bed naked to confront the burglar.

Once confronted, the burglar screamed, “I’m so sorry, sir,” and ran and jumped out of a first floor window.

The homeowner said: “I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is sticking up all crazy and I’m naked. I’m not sure if [the burglar] was more afraid of me or the gun.”

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  • 3 User comments to “Burglar Apologizes, Jumps Out Window After Naked & Armed Homeowner Confronts Him”

    1. The home owner done everything right ! Under Texas law you don’t shoot if the turd is not posing a threat ! You only shoot to stop a threat !

    2. Rick Eppard on July 15, 2014 at 2:28 PM said:

      that is funny this time..but really if that man or boy was in your house like that..then it was a florida we just shoot them..then call the police to come get the body..!

    3. DrSique on July 15, 2014 at 11:17 PM said:

      Too bad that Oscar Pestorius didn’t make sure his girlfriend was still in bed before taking Biden’s advice and unloading through the bathroom door.

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