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By Doug Giles

St. Louis looters light Molotov Cocktails to remember a fallen thug.

St. Louis looters light Molotov Cocktails to remember a fallen thug.

Rise, Kill, and Eat

Rise, Kill, and Eat by Doug Giles

USA - -( Things are getting dicey out there in the United States of Acrimony, eh?

People are pissed.  They’re sick of the government … sick of control … sick of the inequities and absurdities in our land … sick of the man and the machine … sick of our borders having bigger holes than a fat woman’s pantyhose after high steppin’ a barbed-wire fence; and sick, hallelujah, of that little priss, Justin Bieber.

It appears as if, ladies and gents, that rebellion/revolution is America’s soup de jour.

Yep, it’s cuckoo time and me likey.

This is what it must’ve felt like in 1773 minus the powdered wigs and small pox.

As we’ve seen this past week in Ferguson, MO, folks are fed up and ready to break crap if they have to in order to bring about justice; and I dig that spirit.

However, and this is just my advice: before we starting burning the mother down, we should make certain that the war we wage, the cause we champion and the person we support is noble and legit.  Amen?  Amen.

With that in mind, herewith are nine things to consider before you burn your neighborhood or city down to the ground:

Check it out:  Prior to rioting, looting and pillaging and taking off a week to trash the place in which you live and risk being tear gassed, shot and/or run over by Barney Fife’s new army tank, ask yourself these nine diagnostic questions …

  1. Has the man I want to champion just been exposed on CCV stealing Swisher Sweet cigars by the armload from a convenience store?
  2. Did this self-same man violently grab, shove and intimidate a tiny little store clerk?
  3. Did the man I’m supporting flip off the camera a lot via Twitter?
  4. Did the man I am ready to go to bat for make gang-signs quite often as he sat for photographic portraits taken by his friends? Oh, and don’t forget, do due diligence to ascertain whether or not he also had rap songs out in which he praises murder, drug use and screwing ho’s.
  5. Also, before you go out on a limb in a revolution, try to be certain that the person you’re willing to go to jail for didn’t climb into a cop’s car and then punch him in the face.
  6. Similarly, make sure your champion didn’t try to take the police officer’s firearm before you paint him as a damsel in distress.
  7. Further, before you hinge your freedom on a deceased person, be careful to make sure that the witness you’re banking on wasn’t a part of a robbery that could implicate him and thus cause him to … uh … embellish his story.
  8. In addition, before you destroy your city, bear in mind your taxes will probably spike once the dust settles to rebuild what you just torched and ransacked.
  9. And finally, ask yourself: “Self, how will your stealing seven bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 bring about justice?”

About Doug Giles
Doug Giles’ newest book, ‘Rise, Kill, and Eat’ ( ) , is PETA’s worst nightmare. And it provides overwhelming proof that God endorses hunting. Giles is the man behind In addition to driving, Giles is the author of the books Raising Righteous & Rowdy Girls and Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate. 

  • 4 User comments to “9 Things To Think About Before You Start Rioting And Looting”

    1. Do you honestly think that those contemplating on destroying the city pay taxes? HA HA.

    2. Mike Frumdagrave on August 19, 2014 at 8:14 AM said:

      Da man he be right!

    3. Vanns40 on August 19, 2014 at 9:56 AM said:

      There was a time, not that long ago (at least not for me), when looters were shot on sight. Looting stopped within the first two hours after the “shoot on sight” order was given. There was also a time when looters and those who rioted were arrested and, if convicted, were given lengthy sentences. They were also kept in jail until the rioting stopped.

      Those tactics worked and were generally welcomed by the local community. Why? Because the majority of looters and rioters were NOT from the community but were outsiders, profiteers who came to take advantage. And who are the people that unwhittingly (I hope) promote all of this? The Al Sharpton’s and Jesse Jackson’s of the world.

      Communities need to tell these racists “no thanks, we don’t want you”. They do need local pastors to step up publicly and be a very large presence.

    4. ray hampton on August 19, 2014 at 1:29 PM said:

      who are the people that are causing this trouble
      are they of a different race

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