The Definitive List: What Your Carry Ammo Says About You…

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The Definitive List: What Your Carry Ammo Says About You…
Eric at the Gunmart Blog
Eric at the Gunmart Blog

United States –-( OK… Here it is… the long awaited, definitive list of what your carry ammo says about you.

Once again, try not to get too butt-hurt. Enjoy!

  • Hornady TAP – “I work for mall security.”
  • Remington Golden Saber – “I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.”
  • Fiocchi – “I carry a Kel-Tec.”
  • Glaser Safety Slug – “I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesn't show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!”
  • Federal Premium Hydra Shock – “I used to be a cop.”
  • Winchester Black Talons – “I DON”T GIVE A F*CK!”
  • Corbon DPX – I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL!
  • Sellier & Bellot – “I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.”
  • Hornady Critical Defense – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.”
  • Hornady Critical Duty – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA, but I also belong to at least one gun forum.”
  • Hornady Critical Defense Lite – “I am a girl and I only go shooting once every two years.”
  • Hornady Zombie Max – “I unlocked every gun and upgrade possible in Call of Duty during the first weekend that I had the game.”
  • Winchester PDX1 – “Hey, buddy, 2003 called and it wants its ammo back.”
  • Remington UMC – “I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.”
  • Hornady Custom – “I am a deer hunter and I have perfect shot placement… even in a gun fight.”
  • Magtech – “This is my first gun.”
  • PMC – “This is my first gun and it's a Hi-Point.”
  • Ten-X – “My EDC is my cowboy action shooting setup.”
  • Winchester Ranger – “I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.”
  • Black Hills – “I'm a hipster who also owns a gun.”
  • Doubletap – “I too am a hipster who also owns a gun.”
  • Buffalo Bore – “I live in Montana.”
  • Federal Guard Dog – “I f*cking hate living in New Jersey.”
  • Speer Gold Dot – “Lets Go Yankees!
  • Aguila – “I am a member at every gun forum. Yeah. Every damn one of them.”
  • Roll your own – “Am I being detained?”
  • FMJ – “I carry a .22”


Did I miss any?

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  • 30 thoughts on “The Definitive List: What Your Carry Ammo Says About You…

    1. I live in Montana, but I roll my own. Buffalo Bore gets velocities none of us can get with any available powder on the market.

    2. Prvi Partizan: My favorite gun was once on a Warsaw Pact TOE.

      Buffalo Bore: Why yes, that is the scent of testosterone, burnt powder, and victory you’re smelling. (I thought the one in the article was kind of light)

      Norma: I do say, guide, be a good chap and hold my double while I have a cuppa.

    3. I’m a handgun newby and I shoot CorBon Pow’rball ammo because I’m naive and love gimmicks.

    4. Winchester Silvertip – My tactical gear is red and black Woolrich
      Norinco – I still have ammo from the ’93 scare
      Winchester AA – I carry a Taurus Judge
      CCI MiniMag – I hear most people get killed by 22s

    5. I carry Hornady Critical Defense Lite in my 380 because I am becoming recoil sensitive. Maybe because I am 81 years old. Call me a girl again you young whipper-snapper.

    6. Underwood Ammo – I am also a hipster who owns a gun and lives in Montana.

      @jc100….take a breath partner, relax. Besides, everyone knows the Glock 7 is made of ceramic & therefore is absolutely invisible to all airport scanners.

    7. Lighten up guys. It’s a tongue-in-cheek parody.
      I don’t know anyone who carries S&B ammo. If I did, I’d just edge away from them carefully!

    8. Thanks for the tongue-in-cheek laugh!

      Here are a few you missed…

      Federal Classic – If it was good enough for Bill Jordan, it’s good enough for me.

      Winchester Silvertip – I’m stuck in the 80’s and don’t care.

      Federal HST – I’m STILL a cop.

      Remington Express – I have more money than sense.

    9. I use both, Golden Sabers, Gold Dot in the .45 acp- Hummm? I didn’t know they said anything about a person but alrighty then!!! LOL I laugh because for the most part, It is correct !!! OTFLMFAO :)))

    10. Can’t see Glocks on an apt scanner. Total BS. I’ve been in electronic security for 20 years as a vendor and consultant. This is the type of BS rumor that spurs on the anti-gun nuts.

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