The Definitive List: What Your Carry Ammo Says About You…

Mixed Ammo
The Definitive List: What Your Carry Ammo Says About You…
Eric at the Gunmart Blog
Eric at the Gunmart Blog

United States –-(Ammoland.com)- OK… Here it is… the long awaited, definitive list of what your carry ammo says about you.

Once again, try not to get too butt-hurt. Enjoy!

  • Hornady TAP – “I work for mall security.”
  • Remington Golden Saber – “I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.”
  • Fiocchi – “I carry a Kel-Tec.”
  • Glaser Safety Slug – “I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesn't show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!”
  • Federal Premium Hydra Shock – “I used to be a cop.”
  • Winchester Black Talons – “I DON”T GIVE A F*CK!”
  • Corbon DPX – I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL!
  • Sellier & Bellot – “I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.”
  • Hornady Critical Defense – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.”
  • Hornady Critical Duty – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA, but I also belong to at least one gun forum.”
  • Hornady Critical Defense Lite – “I am a girl and I only go shooting once every two years.”
  • Hornady Zombie Max – “I unlocked every gun and upgrade possible in Call of Duty during the first weekend that I had the game.”
  • Winchester PDX1 – “Hey, buddy, 2003 called and it wants its ammo back.”
  • Remington UMC – “I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.”
  • Hornady Custom – “I am a deer hunter and I have perfect shot placement… even in a gun fight.”
  • Magtech – “This is my first gun.”
  • PMC – “This is my first gun and it's a Hi-Point.”
  • Ten-X – “My EDC is my cowboy action shooting setup.”
  • Winchester Ranger – “I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.”
  • Black Hills – “I'm a hipster who also owns a gun.”
  • Doubletap – “I too am a hipster who also owns a gun.”
  • Buffalo Bore – “I live in Montana.”
  • Federal Guard Dog – “I f*cking hate living in New Jersey.”
  • Speer Gold Dot – “Lets Go Yankees!
  • Aguila – “I am a member at every gun forum. Yeah. Every damn one of them.”
  • Roll your own – “Am I being detained?”
  • FMJ – “I carry a .22”

*****************************************************************

Did I miss any?

About:
Eric at the Gunmart Blog – Eric is a gun blogger, firearms enthusiast, and sorry excuse for a hunter. He is also an AmmoLand Shoting Sports News Columnist. Leave him some comments on this article before you go. You can also follow Eric on Facebook, Twitter and at his blog, Gunmart. Visit: GunmartBlog.com

30
Leave a Reply

Please Login to comment
30 Comment threads
0 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
28 Comment authors
ChadEricMike in KYt-stormRev. Joel+ Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Chad
Guest
Chad

I live in Montana, but I roll my own. Buffalo Bore gets velocities none of us can get with any available powder on the market.

Eric
Guest
Eric

Black powder and lead balls – sorry for a misguided youth.

Eric
Guest
Eric

whatever I grab find the firearm. – alot of ammo and firearms = single man too long. haha

Mike in KY
Guest
Mike in KY

* +P – “These go to eleven”.

t-storm
Guest
t-storm

Any brand 357 Sig ammo: “What ammo?”

Rev. Joel+
Guest
Rev. Joel+

Speer 200 gn Gold Dots. Why, because I cannot get Raufoss in in .45ACP.

ron juday
Guest
ron juday

Barnes TAC-XPD:because I wannabe a cop….or a ninja.
Sig-Sauer:because nothing else I’ve tried works.

El Duderino
Guest
El Duderino

Prvi Partizan: My favorite gun was once on a Warsaw Pact TOE.

Buffalo Bore: Why yes, that is the scent of testosterone, burnt powder, and victory you’re smelling. (I thought the one in the article was kind of light)

Norma: I do say, guide, be a good chap and hold my double while I have a cuppa.

John
Guest
John

You forgot the part about the Glock 7 being a ceramic gun! Thank you very much Mr. Bruce Willis. Hahaha!

dan
Guest
dan

Federal hst, I actual read lab AMD real life ballistic reports, not my first rodeo.

Larry Criteser
Guest
Larry Criteser

I’m a handgun newby and I shoot CorBon Pow’rball ammo because I’m naive and love gimmicks.
Bear

Stan
Guest
Stan

Winchester Silvertip – My tactical gear is red and black Woolrich
Norinco – I still have ammo from the ’93 scare
Winchester AA – I carry a Taurus Judge
CCI MiniMag – I hear most people get killed by 22s

Cameron
Guest
Cameron

You missed Federal HST and Underwood.

Bert
Guest
Bert

Powr’ball 45+p in a sa xd just cause of the stoping power

GeneAR
Guest
GeneAR

I carry a TT-33 and use Prvi Partizan 7.62×25 85gr fmj.

TT-33 Pistol

ohkay3
Guest
ohkay3

I carry Hornady Critical Defense Lite in my 380 because I am becoming recoil sensitive. Maybe because I am 81 years old. Call me a girl again you young whipper-snapper.

ClayAK
Guest
ClayAK

Underwood Ammo – I am also a hipster who owns a gun and lives in Montana.

@jc100….take a breath partner, relax. Besides, everyone knows the Glock 7 is made of ceramic & therefore is absolutely invisible to all airport scanners.

BillCa
Guest
BillCa

Lighten up guys. It’s a tongue-in-cheek parody.
I don’t know anyone who carries S&B ammo. If I did, I’d just edge away from them carefully!

BillCa
Guest
BillCa

Thanks for the tongue-in-cheek laugh!

Here are a few you missed…

Federal Classic – If it was good enough for Bill Jordan, it’s good enough for me.

Winchester Silvertip – I’m stuck in the 80’s and don’t care.

Federal HST – I’m STILL a cop.

Remington Express – I have more money than sense.

63 Marine
Guest
63 Marine

I use either KTW or Black Talon and I love both..

Capn Jack
Guest
Capn Jack

Eric…You didn’t miss any, you just wasted the time it took to write that ….”Stuff”

Timmeehh
Guest
Timmeehh

Winchester “W” Defense : Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Donnie
Guest
Donnie

I use both, Golden Sabers, Gold Dot in the .45 acp- Hummm? I didn’t know they said anything about a person but alrighty then!!! LOL I laugh because for the most part, It is correct !!! OTFLMFAO :)))

Danny Griffin
Guest
Danny Griffin

Did you miss any? Probably the best: Federal HST.

jc100
Guest
jc100

Can’t see Glocks on an apt scanner. Total BS. I’ve been in electronic security for 20 years as a vendor and consultant. This is the type of BS rumor that spurs on the anti-gun nuts.

Rallyrex
Guest
Rallyrex

Federal HST: I’m here to party and f*ck stuff up!

Janek
Guest
Janek

I thought “Brand Loyalty” went out the window because of the current ammo shortage.

Fred Z
Guest
Fred Z

Glock is made in Germany? In the part that speaks Austrian?

Charlie Foxtrot
Guest
Charlie Foxtrot

Winchester Ranger T: Black Talon with Unicorn coating of the bullets.

F Andy
Guest
F Andy

Freedom Munitions – I buy all my ammo on line when Wal-Mart is out of stock