Cocks NOT Glocks, Antis Bring Dildos to College, Protesting Concealed Carry

Students for Concealed Carry Supports Students’ Right to Carry Dildos on Campus.

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Students for Concealed Carry on Campus
Students for Concealed Carry

AUSTIN, TX, USA –-(Ammoland.com)- Austin TX students will hold a “strap in” protest AGAINST campus carry on Aug. 24, of 2016 by carrying dildos to class in violation of the campus’ obscenity policy.

Students for Concealed Carry, which has waged court battles for the right to wear empty holsters on college campuses, believes that the University of Texas’s obscenity policy should not be used to stop anti-campus carry protesters from openly carrying dildos on campus.

Michael Newbern, assistant director of public relations for Students for Concealed Carry, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class is how you want to make your point, that is an exercise of First Amendment rights, and a public college has no right to impede it.”

Students for Concealed Carry does recommend, however, that any dildos carried on campus be used only in constitutionally protected expressions of free speech.

Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a “club,” which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried in campus buildings. Newbern added,

“We have always encouraged open, honest debate and have, on multiple occasions, stood up to colleges that sought to quash our own empty-holster protests. We did so under the counsel of competent attorneys and encourage these students and other concerned individuals participating in this protest to do the same.”

About:
Students for Concealed Carry on Campus (SCCC) is a national, non-partisan, grassroots organization comprising over 44,000 college students, professors, college employees, parents of college students, and concerned citizens who believe that holders of state-issued concealed handgun licenses should be allowed the same measure of personal protection on college campuses that current laws afford them virtually everywhere else. SCCC has members in all fifty states and the District of Columbia. SCCC is not affiliated with the NRA or any other organization. SCCC extends an open invitation to publicly debate representatives from any organization or institution opposed to ‘campus carry.’ Visit: www.concealedcampus.org

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james
james
5 years ago

I hope she has plenty of Gun Oil (available at your local walmart) for her toys.

John
John
5 years ago

you can’t make this stuff up ( LMAO ) What will the pantywaist do next ? Wet their pants to stop a crime in a gun free zone !! I understand this happening in California but Texas ?? It’s has to be a joke !!

jamie
jamie
5 years ago

This could totally backfire and make it legal to carry on campus.

John
John
5 years ago

Sure hope they cleaned them first. There has to be health risks if the dildo isn’t new.

Robert H.
Robert H.
5 years ago

I feel like I just read an article in The Onion. Seriously, WHAT???

Dr. Strangelove
Dr. Strangelove
5 years ago

But they did get sponsored by SnapOn Tools.

Dwal
Dwal
5 years ago

They were sponsored by Larry Flint. He doesn’t like guns but he likes dildos.

JohnC
JohnC
5 years ago

Just a bunch of kids with nothing better to do.

Saddletramp
Saddletramp
5 years ago

Maybe these protestors are hoping an assailant will use the dildo on them in lieu of a firearm

Gregory Romeu
Gregory Romeu
5 years ago

Just what we need…. Open season by any mass murder running around campus taking aim at all the dildos carrying dildos?

Gregory Romeu
Gregory Romeu
5 years ago

What stupidity! At least guns would be CONCEALED, whereas ANY mass murderer can determine those students that are UNARMED by easily roaming the campus shooting at, well, “any cock will do!”

Glock Homo's
Glock Homo's
5 years ago

…and all the small penis men have spoken and shown their true hate and disdain for life.

Really?
Really?
5 years ago
Reply to  Glock Homo's

G. Homo…if someone isn’t paying you to write this dreck, a serious life evaluation should be undertaken.

justtryit
justtryit
5 years ago

Make damn sure these so-called Dildo’s have child/adult safety devices incorporated; some of these jerky boys/girls only have to stroke 3 times or less, before it goes off! Splat, My Eye!!

duh duh
duh duh
5 years ago

When you are always talking out your behind with your facts about guns…….

Frank B.
Frank B.
5 years ago

Nothing new here. It’s just another liberal childish act.

Dwal
Dwal
5 years ago

“If carrying a phallus to class is how you want to make your point, that is an exercise of First Amendment rights, and a public college has no right to impede it.”
I guess they get to pick and choose which of our rights to impede.
THATS BULLSHIT, THEY IMPEDE THE 2nd AMENDMENT EVERY DAY!!!!!

john carr
john carr
5 years ago

I wonder if when not in use if they are required to put a ( Cock Lock ) on it ?????

surfinmars
surfinmars
5 years ago

Quick –
Somebody design a dildo holster!

Gregory Romeu
Gregory Romeu
5 years ago
Reply to  surfinmars

By that remark it is evident that you haven’t gotten laid in a while, have you? Or have you at all?

Infidel7.62
Infidel7.62
5 years ago

A bunch of dildos carrying dildos, what irony.

Gregory Romeu
Gregory Romeu
5 years ago
Reply to  Infidel7.62

Yeah, well, at least OUR GUNS are REAL and they’re LOADED!

toofreshforpotato
toofreshforpotato
5 years ago

Lol the libs are to fucking retarded, you honestly think a gun free zone will stop a criminal from coming in with a gun?

Cameron
Cameron
5 years ago

Sad thing is they don’t seem smart enough to figure out their are already gun free zone that most mass shooters seem to congregate to And if anything seem to be death zones and that their law On the books against murder but for some reason still occur. Hmmm

Eric
Eric
5 years ago

I need to visit this college seems there are a lot of women that need satisfaction since they have so many BOB’s , and well if some dudes are carrying BOB’s they probably aren’t interested in the ladies. For those that don’t know BOB (battery operated boyfriend) . I’ll teach them the difference of gun and firearm , and how to reduce the number of batteries they are using.

John Smith
John Smith
5 years ago

Makes sense to me, after all Anti-Gun people are just a bunch of pussies!

Janek
Janek
5 years ago

Sounds like a simple math problem. Multiply the number students participating in the demonstration by 2 and you have the total number of anti-gun dildos on campus.

SuperG
SuperG
5 years ago

Really, there is a cop out there that could construe a dildo to be a club? Must have been one of the ones that saw a clock as a bomb.

Asbel Petrey
Asbel Petrey
5 years ago
Reply to  SuperG

That clock has been determined to be a bomb, minus the explosives. By experts, none the less. You must be some kind of sympathizers. Let yourself be educated; the first ones the moslems will kill are those that sympathized.

jamie
jamie
5 years ago
Reply to  SuperG

I have seen some that are big enough to be considered a weapon LOL.