Brownells Becomes Internet’s Largest Tactical Falconry Dealer…?

Brownells' new "Birds of Prey" falconry line!
Brownells’ new “Birds of Prey” falconry line!
Brownells :

GRINNELL, Iowa-( Brownells, known for its incredible selection of firearms and firearm accessories, proudly announced today it has become the internet’s largest tactical falconry dealer. Brownells’ new Birds of Prey product line features hundreds of items dedicated to enabling private citizens, law enforcement officers, and military personnel to engage in the ancient art of falconry for the purposes of self-defense, hunting and homeland protection.

The new line features well-trained tactical birds ranging in size from the sub-sub-compact Black-Legged Falconet up to the full-size Steller’s Sea Eagle – an offensive raptor designed for maritime operations.

For customers in arctic conditions, the Birds of Prey line offers Gyrfalcons in traditional Snowy Tundra camo as well as a special Ghostly White Limited Edition, exclusive to Brownells.

Also available are a full line of tactical bird accessories, gear, and supplies.

Some of the notable, cutting edge tactical falconry products include:

  • Miniature Tactical Falcon Pants
  • Falcon Action Camera Mounts
  • PreyVision Falcon Spotting Scopes
  • Falcon Handler First Aid & Suture Kits
  • Tactical Falcon Treats, yummy.
  • Widening Gyre Tactical Falcon Signal Whistles
  • TalonHone File & Pedicure Kit
  • Falcon Night Hunter Owl Conversion Kit

“Housing the falcons has been the biggest challenge for us,” said Chad Martin, Brownells COO. “Well trained as they may be, we’ve noticed they tend to get nervous around lift trucks.”

Some of the newest tactical falconry products in the line come from the innovative company Critical OperRaptor Dynamics. Miniature Adhesive Falcon OperRaptor Beards are available in several colors and sizes and are guaranteed to resist bloodstains and not jettison during flight.

Also from Critical OperRaptor Dynamics is a large assortment of Picatinny-Compatible Falcon Perch Rails to let the tactical falconry practitioner park his bird on his favorite AR-15 handguard, scope rail or ballistic helmet interface

Yes, this an April Fools joke. [FAKE NEWS] No falcons were harmed in this ridiculous hijinks. Actually, we’ve never even seen a real falcon. Happy April Fools..

About Brownells

Serious About Firearms Since 1939″, Brownells is the world’s leading source for guns, gun parts and accessories, ammunition, gunsmithing tools and survival gear and tactical falconry birds, accessories and gear. With a large selection of both common and hard-to-find items, and an extensive collection of videos, articles, and gun schematics, and tactical falconry guides, Brownells is the expert for everything shooting and bird-of-prey-related. Committed to maintaining our great traditions, Brownells has more, does more and knows more and guarantees it all, Forever, and watches over it all with the crystal-clear, penetrating eye of a falcon on the wing. For more information or to place an order, call 800-741-0015 or visit Stay up-to-date with Brownells on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

Most Voted
Newest Oldest
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Donald Lawlis

Good One…I was wondering how the falcons shipped…

Cheatum Richard W.

You ruined the gag by publishing a day early!


Hahahahaha awesome. You actually had me going for a minute. Good one.