More Victims of Bad Advice and Stupidity ~ VIDEO

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Ft Collins, CO –-(Ammoland.com)- Another “Victim Generator:”

The Chief of Police at Oakland University in MI, oh so concerned about student safety, is arranging for the issuance of hockey pucks to students and staff! He assures them that throwing hockey pucks at armed felons will “cause a distraction.”

The only “distraction” the average VCA (violent criminal actor) may suffer in such a circumstance is uncontrollable laughter. This initiative, apparently proposed with a straight face, is yet another example of the inherent dishonesty and hypocrisy of liberals.

You can bet the chief (a self-described liberal) who is proposing this “feel-good” rubbish is not counting on a hockey puck to protect his own life.

  • Not a chance!
  • He carries a gun!

But, he piously insists nobody else gets to have a gun. Mere peons only get hockey pucks, because their lives and safety are, in the end, unimportant.

OU professors trained to fight active shooters using hockey pucks
OU professors trained to fight active shooters using hockey pucks

Gun-carrying liberals who insist that the rest of us don’t get to carry guns. That is the very definition of hypocrisy.

The wise go armed and are well trained. That is what this chief should be proposing. But, with a typical liberal sneer, he is manifestly comfortable with his condescending hypocrisy.

“I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.” ~ William F. Buckley Jr

/John


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alex

arm the teachers with giant dildos,they can beat the shooter to death or f**k him to death,either way would be hilarious to watch!

Bobby lewis

A few might get on target. It’s like combat you don’t know how you react until the first shot is fired. A better response would be trained volunteer veterans with guns in hallways. Most punks will think twice with a hoe of force.

Ronald Nuxon

Only a hockey puck, hurled verbally by Don Rickles, could possibly be an effective defense against an asailent.

James Brigham (Bigg) Bunyon

I understand most of them were glad these were handed out as they didn’t really want to throw their makeup compacts and lipstick at an intruder.

David Dedrick

Hockey Pucks are not the best answer yet I see a start of a movement that says: “Do something, don’t rely on someone else for your life” Sad for me is the attitude of many that say “Save Me!” Your the sheep, the Wolves will always attack you till you grow a set….

LaserGuy

Jeeeze… If he has a rifle, and I have only that, I guess I’m totally “Pucked”

John Uibel

How many rounds of hockey pucks will each student be issued?
Should it be thrown vertically or horizontally?
Is there a puck training range on campus?
How many pucks per minute can a student throw?
What velocity do those pucks travel?
Can you carry concealed your puck?
Dumb and dumber idea.

Jim

This sounds like a comedy skit. They are fighting modern weaponry with 20,000 year old technology. The “chief” should show solidarity with the faculty, staff and students and get a puck holster for himself. And as far as a slingshot, I’m sure you would get a limited capacity bucket of rocks.

Rich

Derby hats with a razor brim like Odd Job had in “Thunderball” would be far more effective.

Greg

If this is the schools security plan, I think the liability of the school in a shooting incident would be huge. Victims, and victims families, tend to go after the “deep pockets”. They will not sue a dead shooter but will go after the school, the police department, and the hockey puck manufacturer.
Perhaps the Police Chief should test the viability of hockey puck defense by arming his department with hockey pucks.

Docduracoat

While it sounds stupid, as no filter said, if you’re not allowed firearms for self-defense then missile weapons are the next best thing. I’ve taught my kids that if they were in such a situation the girls all throw laptops and cell phones while the boys attack with fists with pencils poking at the eyes, ears and groin of the perpetrator. Run and hide is a recipe for being shot. The kids should all attack and swarm the shooter. Here at least, the school provides something to throw. Hockey pucks seem as least as effective as river rocks would be.… Read more »

No Filter

So stupid it’s funny! Maybe if they were made of Kevlar, you could wear them over vital organs to stop a bullet. I’ll stick with my bucket of rocks and slingshot.

pepe

I’m working with the NHL and Rock River Arms to develop a detachable, light weight and tacticool, hand held hockey puck launch system. We’ve already have a single shot prototype. We call it the m-99 single-shot Rickle. Named after one of the great thinkers of our time. It has a range of 200 feet and our shot groups were all over the place with all shots fitting into a 4 ft x 6 ft rectangle. The groups were slightly better once the pucks were frozen.

Heed the Call-up

I prefer my “hockey puck” launcher. It launches small, lead-filled, HP, hockey pucks via a powder charge, with size ranging from 9 mm to .45 cal, and capacity of 10 to 17 “pucks” per magazine. Much lighter and easier to carry than 10 frozen, rubber hockey pucks, and much more effective. And the best part is that it makes Leftists cry and wet themselves.

Crotalus Maxximus

One 00 buck shot from a wrist rocket can be very deadly with a head shot.