Chasing A Dream

Art by A.F. Branco

Alexandria Cortez
Alexandria Cortez

USA –-(Ammoland.com)- Chasing A Dream.

Alexandria Cortez says we need to stop cow flatulence in order to save the planet. How does she plan to do that?

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  • 23 thoughts on “Chasing A Dream

    1. Just remember about the Demo-Rats and Cortez got to say GOOD BY TO THE AMAZON DEAL in NY ! Oh well shit happens ! They seem to think they know what is best for all of us !

    2. Well Ammo Land must have not liked the joke I sent out earlier today as it didn’t make it out for a laugh, I see other people complain about this at times, my turn!!!!!!!!

    3. This cartoon brings back a joke from years past; There were 3 farmers that had been trying to win a Blue Ribbon at the State Fair for years for their pigs, but with no results. After the latest State Fair ,they got together and said there has to be a way to do this. So after long thought, they came up with the idea of putting a large cork in the pigs butt, then came the problem none of them wanted to put the cork in, next plan they came up with was to trail a monkey to do it, off they go and bought a monkey, they worked and trained the monkey, they then put the monkey and pig in the barn, shortly after there was a very, very, loud squeal from the pig , they were ready, they set to feeding that pig as much as they could, the pig grew and grew, and kept growing to a massive size and the day came for the State Fair and the Blue Ribbon, which they won hands down, They took their pig home and decided to take the cork out to relieve the pig, but nobody wanted to do it, thus the retraining of the monkey, to take the cork out, the day arrived and they put the pig and monkey in the barn and they all were watching from a safe distance, the next thing the monkey removed the cork, there was a massive explosion, the farmers came running out of the barn, each one was asked what they saw, the first farmer Shit, Shit, and more Shit, the second was asked what did he see, Shit, Shit, and more Shit, the third farmer was asked what did he see, ALL HE SAID WAS THAT DAMN MONKEY TRYING TO PUT THAT CORK BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like the true meaning of the NEW GREEN DEAL to me!!!!!!! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!

      1. I haven’t heard this joke for at least 30 years… Still a laugh and a half too 🙂

        I heard one from my Schwan’s delivery driver a while back:

        Did you hear what one cannibal asked the other one, after they ate a clown?
        .. Did he taste funny to you?

        @WillyD .. Try to tell it again!

    4. I Think it was around 1985, Congress approved 135 million to investigate the effects of Cow Farts on Global Warming. AOC is just more Vocal about what really STINKS. She should put the CORK in her Mouth.

      1. Yes, but just consider that, If she instead inserts the corks with her mouth, Webster will have to redefine the definition for eat crow!

        1. Ewe…

          Will she call it her new improved organic lip schtick?
          Trend setting for the New Green Deal.. I can’t wait lol

    5. @Ron…That explanation will go right over the socialist , communist , progressive – crats heads . But they don’t care anyway as it does not augment their agenda .

    6. Cows can’t fart. They can belch but they can’t fart. That’s the reason they bloat on high end feed and most of the time it kills them. To save them you have to stick em in the ponch to let the gas out.

      1. @ Ron Hawkins I had one that bloated seriously. One time she looked like a hot air balloon. I called the vet and he said to get a coke bottle, fill it with kerosene, hold her head and pour it down her throat. After that it was necessary to keep her on her feet because if she ever got down she would never get back up. I did that and in a short time the loudest and longest belch I ever heard came out of her. The vet explained that she, probably, had scar tissue in her throat that could have been from pneumonia when she was young. Unfortunately, that happened again so I did the same thing but she had learned to stick her tongue over the end of the bottle. After that I backed off the corn some and she eventually became large enough to send her to the slaughter house. I was afraid the meat would taste like kerosene but it didn’t. The only thing that comes out of the back end is cow pies and you wouldn’t want to be in the way of that. I wouldn’t tell AOC that, though.

    7. So far the comments here are making fun of AOC. While they are amusing, do not be fooled by the level of stupidity among politicians and the people who vote democrat as it will bite us in the arse soon. The communists are dead-serious as displayed by the VERY FACT AOC won.
      Think on this – Bernie was the experiment – he knew he was never going to be the nominee. He knew in advance he’d step down, especially after being paid enough for a 3rd house and fancy sports car and only God knows how many millions of $$$.
      The experiment was to have him run as a socialist only he called himself a “socialist-democrat”. Words/labels are important to deceive the public from the truth. The elite wished to know what chance they would have – how many people would vote for Bernie; what percentage of the population was “open” to socialism?
      After the election, the elite had their “polls” and knew they could shuffle in more socialists/communists into government offices without anyone realizing what was happening. While Pelosi, Schumer and other old-timers went about ruining this country rather quietly at first, now you have loud mouth (I mean, really, just look at how big her mouth is…and those teeth) bragging loudly about what is about to happen. This is why the old-timers in the dems have criticized AOC albeit rather quietly – they do not want the public to know what’s coming.
      The public is asleep, even conservatives in spite of how they voted. It is the elephant in the room – destruction of the country no one wants to talk about. I have to say though, if you watch Tucker Carlson, despite his sometimes seemingly “friendliness” with the obvious “liberal” guests, he’s one of a few telling us what is happening.
      Forget the pompous Limbaugh, he makes excuses for the GOP all the time and then tells us how great he is; how he knew beforehand blah, blah,blah.
      Regardless of her histrionics, AOC is a billboard for insanity and just what the plan is from the communists.

    8. She will get Bravo Sierra all over her by that action,of course she in the short time she has gone on the record proven her self dumb as a box of rocks.

    9. Global Warming is Due to
      ALL the Hot Air Being Spewed
      By Dems in DC.
      If We Could Silence them We’d
      Be in for Another ice age !!!

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