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Was the bird on a “No Fry” list?
First problem was his carrion in the carry on…
“I say, son—It’s just for protection from chicken hawks!”
The guy wanted a gun with him, and just thought he’d wing it . . . Wattle they think of next?
Get the flock outta here!
Definitely afoul of the law. Did the TSA agents hear the safety cluck off? Which came out of the chicken first, the gun or the magazine? Why did the chicken cross the road? To flee a gun-free zone. I bet a lot of passengers give TSA the bird. Did the inspectors first notice optic cuts on the beak? Do any gun ranges have a “free range” area?
I only stuff firearms in turkeys!
Now that’s what I call a “Chicken Schitt” gun.
I’m surprised they didn’t contact the SPCA or at least have a veterinarian on staff to protect the chicken’s rights. Then again it all depends on what they found… Was it a Cluck 19?
The TSA has absolutely zero constitutional authority to even exist and needs to be abolished.