AUSTIN, TX – -(Ammoland.com)- In keeping with the organization’s long-held position that individuals should enjoy the same rights on college campuses as virtually everywhere else, Students for Concealed Carry fully endorses the burgeoning movement of Texas college students who wish to openly carry oversized dildos on campus.
Brian Bensimon, SCC director for the state of Texas, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class helps you express yourself, go for it. We welcome this demonstration that freedom of speech and concealed carry of handguns can coexist on the same campus.”
SCC does recommend, however, that students use their dildos for political or recreational purposes only.
Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a “club,” which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried into a building on campus.
Bensimon added, “Although SCC’s opinion shouldn’t be taken as legal advice, we feel that Texas students are on pretty solid legal ground as long as they use their dildos only as expressions of free speech or for the manufacturers’ intended purpose.”
ABOUT STUDENTS FOR CONCEALED CARRY — Students for Concealed Carry (SCC) is a national, non-partisan, grassroots organization comprising college students, faculty, staff, and concerned citizens who believe that holders of state-issued concealed handgun licenses should be allowed the same measure of personal protection on college campuses that current laws afford them virtually everywhere else. SCC is not affiliated with the NRA or any other organization. For more information on SCC, visit ConcealedCampus.org or Facebook.com/ConcealedCampus. For more information on the debate over campus carry in Texas, visit WhyCampusCarry.com.
RELATED:
- “A Refresher on the Case for Campus Carry in Texas”: https://concealedcampus.org/2016/05/a-refresher-on-the-case-for-campus-carry-in-texas/
- SCC’s Oct. 2, 2015 – Aug. 24, 2016, Texas press releases and op-eds: https://tinyurl.com/scc-feb-aug-releases
- SCC’s 2015 Texas legislative handout (includes Dec. 9 – May 22, 2015, press releases and op-eds): https://tinyurl.com/scc-2015-tx-lege-handout
- All SCC statements regarding the campus carry policies proposed by UT-Austin: https://tinyurl.com/scc-on-ut-austin
Phallus Flag.
I was gonna’ say something funny about the author’s opinion of their size. It reminded me of an old joke where Russia ordered a container load of 12-inch condoms from the U.S. as part of its intimidation policy. The president complied but stamped “small” on each package. But I decided not to mention it. 🙂
These “students” are demanding policy change from administrators and faculty who are supposedly educated and actually employed? How rediculous? They are “students” who are sent to institutions of higher learning to actually learn something about “real” life in productive society and have not learned that yet or they are the unlearned. Simple isn’t it!
I’m wondering when the first SH lawsuit will be filed.
I am amazed that people can openly carry sex toys without offending any of the feminists. . .
One would think they would be offended by carrying false phalluses about. . .
I see a business opportunity – cock holsters, and I bet they conceal as soon as they are off campus
So does concealed carry apply to dildos ?
If so would there be a “proper” way to conceal?
This could get pretty funny…