Students for Concealed Carry Embraces UT Student Dildos

UT-Austin organizers pass out dildos to students for the Cocks Not Glocks movement in protest of newly enacted campus carry law on August 23, 2016. (Photo: Qiling Wang for The Texas Tribune)
UT-Austin organizers pass out dildos to students for the Cocks Not Glocks movement in protest of newly enacted campus carry law on August 23, 2016. (Photo: Qiling Wang for The Texas Tribune) Cocks Not Glocks
Students for Concealed Carry on Campus
Students for Concealed Carry on Campus

AUSTIN, TX – -( In keeping with the organization's long-held position that individuals should enjoy the same rights on college campuses as virtually everywhere else, Students for Concealed Carry fully endorses the burgeoning movement of Texas college students who wish to openly carry oversized dildos on campus.

Brian Bensimon, SCC director for the state of Texas, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class helps you express yourself, go for it. We welcome this demonstration that freedom of speech and concealed carry of handguns can coexist on the same campus.”

SCC does recommend, however, that students use their dildos for political or recreational purposes only.

Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a “club,” which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried into a building on campus.

Bensimon added, “Although SCC's opinion shouldn't be taken as legal advice, we feel that Texas students are on pretty solid legal ground as long as they use their dildos only as expressions of free speech or for the manufacturers' intended purpose.”

Guns and Dildos Can Coexist
Guns and Dildos Can Coexist

ABOUT STUDENTS FOR CONCEALED CARRY — Students for Concealed Carry (SCC) is a national, non-partisan, grassroots organization comprising college students, faculty, staff, and concerned citizens who believe that holders of state-issued concealed handgun licenses should be allowed the same measure of personal protection on college campuses that current laws afford them virtually everywhere else. SCC is not affiliated with the NRA or any other organization. For more information on SCC, visit or For more information on the debate over campus carry in Texas, visit


  • 45 thoughts on “Students for Concealed Carry Embraces UT Student Dildos

    1. I was gonna’ say something funny about the author’s opinion of their size. It reminded me of an old joke where Russia ordered a container load of 12-inch condoms from the U.S. as part of its intimidation policy. The president complied but stamped “small” on each package. But I decided not to mention it. 🙂

    2. These “students” are demanding policy change from administrators and faculty who are supposedly educated and actually employed? How rediculous? They are “students” who are sent to institutions of higher learning to actually learn something about “real” life in productive society and have not learned that yet or they are the unlearned. Simple isn’t it!

    3. I am amazed that people can openly carry sex toys without offending any of the feminists. . .

      One would think they would be offended by carrying false phalluses about. . .

    4. I see a business opportunity – cock holsters, and I bet they conceal as soon as they are off campus
      So does concealed carry apply to dildos ?
      If so would there be a “proper” way to conceal?
      This could get pretty funny…

    5. On the bright side.. Can you imagine the poor Chinese military intelligence analysts who are responsible for maintaining invasion plans for the west coast?
      Politburo: Any changes?
      CG: Well sir, as usual we expect minimal resistance from CA, AZ, & NM. And, as you know, the hardest fighting will be in TX b/c of the armored divisions stationed there AND most of the civilian population is armed.. But there has been a small change to that sir.
      Politburo: What is it?
      CG: It seems as though the remainder of the “unarmed” civilians have armed themselves (nervously wipes sweat from forehead) with dildos..
      Politburo: Excuse me, it sound like you said dildos?!
      CG: Yes sir, plastic ones sir.. We have agents on the ground now sir trying to verify.. Soon we will know the capabilities or intent of this new weapon sir.

    6. If I were a criminal…I’d rather face someone with a firearm than a dildo. With a firearm you know what to expect, but with a dildo…there are just too many ways you could “get it”…and death by dildo and the social stigma it would cause…

    7. Good Job “Students for Concealed Carry.” This shows that the UT students who carry concealed weapons on campus are not only smarter than their peers, but can use humor to take the venom out of the rhetoric of the anti-American, anti-Constitution and uninformed “stupids” (oops – I meant “students”).

    8. All the comments have been very funny. The use of dildos is sexist and racist ( I only see white ones ) they should also be handing out life like plastic vaginas they can wear on their caps , back packs, or wear as a face mask. Since I am in Austin often I wonder if I could get funded to hand these out, and not get arrested?

    9. It’s all fun and games until ……. someone files a lawsuit.For instance a sexual harassment suit that includes the school as a defendant. The liberal school administrators won’t be laughing then.

    10. Enjoy it while you can. Humor like this does not present itself everyday. It’s funny in a 5 year old tantrum sort of way.More funny is all those people marching around with didoes.How did we get to a point that people can infringe on others because their opinion is different? How does a tantrum make it justified? Oh well, I’m not the one fondling a cock for the media I guess in makes sense, if I want to protest colo-rectal thinking, I should wave rectums, colons anuses, and sphincters around screaming “get your head out of you ass” I don’t think the constitution covers the right to bear penises. Does it? Arms and genitals are three different things. Imagine, years from now they show their grand kids the great “Cocks not Glocks” protest. It is true, gun control sells guns and dildos. Interesting. Also interesting, it is not inclusive. Where are the pulsating vaginas, I say! There were no inflatable love dolls or animals! Gay, Lesbian, Trans, Bi, even Hetero should be offended for not being included.
      Hypothetically, had a shooter event happened, wold they wave their dicks around and wait for help? Would some sneak behind and tickle their butts until help arrived? As a shooter it would be confusing to say the least.
      Oh beautiful for spacious sky, for amber cocks we wave. It’s funny in the respect, a dildo bears a resemblance to a Glock. Makes me want to go out and buy a dildo with a high cap drop mag. I mean balls, I think. In the inner city, if a negroid pointed a dick at a cop, would he still get shot? Would they riot because he died with his cock in his hands?
      Another argument, is one needs a background check for a gun but not a dildo. If that were the case, what would people do for three days, waiting for a vibrator, breed oh shit no. The key is not to regulate objects, but to regulate dicks and vaginas. Those things create stupidity, much more harmful than guns or dildos.. That is unless you hide a Glock inside a cock.. Expression and arms are not of the same specific amendments, but ok, VIVA the Dildo! Trading a bang for a bang!
      Stay safe, support you local militia and gun shop. Above all, support your local dildo store. Happy Tails!

      1. Sec. 46.01. DEFINITIONS. In this chapter:

        (1) “Club” means an instrument that is specially designed, made, or adapted for the purpose of inflicting serious bodily injury or death by striking a person with the instrument, and includes but is not limited to the following:
        (A) blackjack; (B) nightstick; (C) mace; (D) tomahawk.

        Sec. 46.02. UNLAWFUL CARRYING WEAPONS. (a) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly carries on or about his or her person a handgun, illegal knife, or club if the person is not:
        (1) on the person’s own premises or premises under the person’s control; or
        (2) inside of or directly en route to a motor vehicle or watercraft that is owned by the person or under the person’s control.

        I haven’t looked it up, but usually, in all states, using anything with unlawful intent is a crime. If a student assaults a person with a dildo, replica penis, using it as a club, does that make them a sexual predator?

      1. robert, I agree 100%. Unfortunately Infidel and Philip are reacting by emotion and can’t comprehend the “meat” of the article…as evidenced by their completely off base comments.

        Guys, READ, COMPREHEND, COMMENT. It’s really that simple.

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