Students for Concealed Carry Embraces UT Student Dildos

UT-Austin organizers pass out dildos to students for the Cocks Not Glocks movement in protest of newly enacted campus carry law on August 23, 2016. (Photo: Qiling Wang for The Texas Tribune)
UT-Austin organizers pass out dildos to students for the Cocks Not Glocks movement in protest of newly enacted campus carry law on August 23, 2016. (Photo: Qiling Wang for The Texas Tribune) Cocks Not Glocks
Students for Concealed Carry on Campus
Students for Concealed Carry on Campus

AUSTIN, TX – -(Ammoland.com)- In keeping with the organization's long-held position that individuals should enjoy the same rights on college campuses as virtually everywhere else, Students for Concealed Carry fully endorses the burgeoning movement of Texas college students who wish to openly carry oversized dildos on campus.

Brian Bensimon, SCC director for the state of Texas, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class helps you express yourself, go for it. We welcome this demonstration that freedom of speech and concealed carry of handguns can coexist on the same campus.”

SCC does recommend, however, that students use their dildos for political or recreational purposes only.

Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a “club,” which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried into a building on campus.

Bensimon added, “Although SCC's opinion shouldn't be taken as legal advice, we feel that Texas students are on pretty solid legal ground as long as they use their dildos only as expressions of free speech or for the manufacturers' intended purpose.”

Guns and Dildos Can Coexist
Guns and Dildos Can Coexist

ABOUT STUDENTS FOR CONCEALED CARRY — Students for Concealed Carry (SCC) is a national, non-partisan, grassroots organization comprising college students, faculty, staff, and concerned citizens who believe that holders of state-issued concealed handgun licenses should be allowed the same measure of personal protection on college campuses that current laws afford them virtually everywhere else. SCC is not affiliated with the NRA or any other organization. For more information on SCC, visit ConcealedCampus.org or Facebook.com/ConcealedCampus. For more information on the debate over campus carry in Texas, visit WhyCampusCarry.com.

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    Rick
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    Rick

    Phallus Flag.

    Gene Ralno
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    Gene Ralno

    I was gonna’ say something funny about the author’s opinion of their size. It reminded me of an old joke where Russia ordered a container load of 12-inch condoms from the U.S. as part of its intimidation policy. The president complied but stamped “small” on each package. But I decided not to mention it. 🙂

    Eric_CA
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    Eric_CA

    Good one!

    Michael Meador
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    Michael Meador

    These “students” are demanding policy change from administrators and faculty who are supposedly educated and actually employed? How rediculous? They are “students” who are sent to institutions of higher learning to actually learn something about “real” life in productive society and have not learned that yet or they are the unlearned. Simple isn’t it!

    Eric_CA
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    Eric_CA

    I’m wondering when the first SH lawsuit will be filed.

    Raoul Kopecknie
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    Raoul Kopecknie

    I am amazed that people can openly carry sex toys without offending any of the feminists. . .

    One would think they would be offended by carrying false phalluses about. . .

    Graham
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    Graham

    I see a business opportunity – cock holsters, and I bet they conceal as soon as they are off campus
    So does concealed carry apply to dildos ?
    If so would there be a “proper” way to conceal?
    This could get pretty funny…

    mike ricotta
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    mike ricotta

    Graham… They could shove them where the sun would not shine

    PipeHitter
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    PipeHitter

    On the bright side.. Can you imagine the poor Chinese military intelligence analysts who are responsible for maintaining invasion plans for the west coast? Politburo: Any changes? CG: Well sir, as usual we expect minimal resistance from CA, AZ, & NM. And, as you know, the hardest fighting will be in TX b/c of the armored divisions stationed there AND most of the civilian population is armed.. But there has been a small change to that sir. Politburo: What is it? CG: It seems as though the remainder of the “unarmed” civilians have armed themselves (nervously wipes sweat from forehead)… Read more »

    JC_VA
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    JC_VA

    CG: Oh, and sir? They were all made here. 🙂

    VAB
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    VAB

    It would be more like this:
    Politburo: Wye day so dum?
    CG: yes, sum ting wong.

    Blaine Nay
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    Blaine Nay

    As always, the Left is keeping it classy.

    Dave from San Antonio
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    Dave from San Antonio

    If I were a criminal…I’d rather face someone with a firearm than a dildo. With a firearm you know what to expect, but with a dildo…there are just too many ways you could “get it”…and death by dildo and the social stigma it would cause…

    tl
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    tl

    “Mr. and Mrs America, turn in your dildos” Diane Feinstein

    Gene Ralno
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    Gene Ralno

    After considerable thought, I’ve decided to endorse the opposing camp: FN not Effen.

    Michael
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    Michael

    Good Job “Students for Concealed Carry.” This shows that the UT students who carry concealed weapons on campus are not only smarter than their peers, but can use humor to take the venom out of the rhetoric of the anti-American, anti-Constitution and uninformed “stupids” (oops – I meant “students”).

    sath
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    sath

    If there is ever a valid threat on there campus the”dildo” is apt as they are f’d.

    rik
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    rik

    Do they come with a bayonet lug and a hand grip?

    Whit
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    Whit

    I think it would be funny as hell if the school gets sued over this. Throw a tantrum, lose some dough.

    Mike Murray
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    Mike Murray

    Dil- dough?

    Gus-Houston
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    Gus-Houston

    All the comments have been very funny. The use of dildos is sexist and racist ( I only see white ones ) they should also be handing out life like plastic vaginas they can wear on their caps , back packs, or wear as a face mask. Since I am in Austin often I wonder if I could get funded to hand these out, and not get arrested?

    rik
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    rik

    You mean Hi-Drip Capacity…

    Eric_CA
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    Eric_CA

    It’s all fun and games until ……. someone files a lawsuit.For instance a sexual harassment suit that includes the school as a defendant. The liberal school administrators won’t be laughing then.

    Merlin
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    Merlin

    Enjoy it while you can. Humor like this does not present itself everyday. It’s funny in a 5 year old tantrum sort of way.More funny is all those people marching around with didoes.How did we get to a point that people can infringe on others because their opinion is different? How does a tantrum make it justified? Oh well, I’m not the one fondling a cock for the media I guess in makes sense, if I want to protest colo-rectal thinking, I should wave rectums, colons anuses, and sphincters around screaming “get your head out of you ass” I don’t… Read more »

    Mike Murray
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    Mike Murray

    Will using a dildo as a club get you sent to a penile colony? Perhaps they need “Pricks Not Sticks”.

    SDProf
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    SDProf

    Is that a dildo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

    GunnyChuck
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    GunnyChuck

    They should stage a dildo buyback to get dangerous Dildos off the street. Oh wait, most of the students would fall into that category, never mind.

    SDProf
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    SDProf

    As would a great many of the faculty there.

    Eric_CA
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    Eric_CA

    Phallus alert! ….. so funny.

    Wild Bill
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    Wild Bill

    #Bill M, Oh, yes, I see it. Thank you

    Bill Morton
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    Bill Morton

    @Wild Bill – Texas Penal code, Title 10, Chapter 46, 1st Paragraph.

    marc disabled vet
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    marc disabled vet

    ( from the fake desk of the DNC )
    order stock pile of new ass-ult weapons
    to avoid the lines

    Eric_CA
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    Eric_CA

    LOL!

    BillyBob Texas
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    BillyBob Texas

    Good move, 2A people, good move!

    Rather than argue with illogical idiots, help them express to the world that they ARE illogical idiots !!

    Willd Bill
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    Willd Bill

    It is illegal under Texas law to carry a club? Really! What section of the Texas Penal Code is that?

    Jim Macklin
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    Jim Macklin

    Sec. 46.01. DEFINITIONS. In this chapter: (1) “Club” means an instrument that is specially designed, made, or adapted for the purpose of inflicting serious bodily injury or death by striking a person with the instrument, and includes but is not limited to the following: (A) blackjack; (B) nightstick; (C) mace; (D) tomahawk. Sec. 46.02. UNLAWFUL CARRYING WEAPONS. (a) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly carries on or about his or her person a handgun, illegal knife, or club if the person is not: (1) on the person’s own premises or premises under the person’s… Read more »

    LAYNALAND
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    LAYNALAND

    Texas ‘Penal’ or ‘Penile’ Code?…sorry, I couldn’t help see the pun there…;)L…this is wrong, so wrong…

    Abram
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    Abram

    Dildo image Photographer credit: Wang.

    PHILIP MARTIN
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    PHILIP MARTIN

    All sheep, Those are the one’s who will be hiding if something should happen on campus. Hoping someone with a weapon will come a save them. Coward’s.

    rick
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    rick

    I may not agree with those who carry a dildo but I would defend their right with my Glock.

    robert
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    robert

    That’s hilarious! And very smart of the SCC to diffuse any potential doggerel that any anti-2A zealots involved might’ve generated.

    hattles
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    hattles

    robert, I agree 100%. Unfortunately Infidel and Philip are reacting by emotion and can’t comprehend the “meat” of the article…as evidenced by their completely off base comments.

    Guys, READ, COMPREHEND, COMMENT. It’s really that simple.

    Infidel7.62
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    Infidel7.62

    Dildos carrying dildos. What more do you need too say?

    Rattlerjake
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    Rattlerjake

    Hey that’s great for fags and women, but what about plastic vaginas for the men (real men don’t need fake sex organs!)? BWAHAHAHA!

    Aardvark
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    Aardvark

    Where’s the “Twats not Glocks”? Sexist lib pigs!