United States --(Ammoland.com)- Yes… here it is. The definitive list of all the stupidly moronic things that anti-gunners say about guns, gun owners, and gun ownership in general.
Did I miss anything?
- I carry a cell phone because a gun is too heavy.
- When seconds count, the police are only a few minutes away.
- What do I have to be paranoid about? I have a superior intellect.
- Guns kill people.
- I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere.
- I’d rather need it and not have it than have it and not need it.
- All guns are full-auto AK-47 machine guns.
- I don’t own a gun to keep from being killed.
- I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
- I don’t own a gun because guns scare people.
- Common sense gun laws.
- I don’t own a gun because it would make me feel like a man.
- If your gun doesn’t kill people then it must be broken.
- I’d rather someone get raped than have a gun in their purse.
- Gun Show loophole.
- I don’t own a gun for the same reason that I dont wear my seat belt.
- Guns are the leading cause of death in America.
- My car has never killed anyone.
- I don’t own a gun because I am not a racist.
- You can buy a grenade at a gun shop.
- If we banned all guns there would be no murder.
- Guns kill more people than everything else combined.
- I don’t carry a gun because sometimes I’m kinda in a scary place.
- I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
- The NRA writes our laws.
- I don’t carry a gun for the greater public good.
- Gun owners are violent.
- I don’t own a gun because there are no limitations to government.
- Only the police and the military should have guns.
- Guns are designed to kill.
- I don’t carry a gun because I hate cowboys.
- Shoulder thingy that goes up.
- America has more murders than all other countries combined.
- If a child even sees the image of a gun he will die.
- If we put up this gun free zone sign then no one will ever get killed.
- I don’t carry a gun because the police will protect me.
- The second amendment is antiquated and the constitution is a living document anyway and is open for interpretation.
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