Happy Thanksgiving, NOT from Gun Banner Shannon Watts

By Mark Walters

Shannon Watts
Shannon Watts

USA – -(Ammoland.com)- Shannon Watts, the phony “founder” of Bloomberg’s astroturf, gun control, pied pipers named Mom’s Demand Action, has outdone herself.

Seriously, just when you think this fool can’t outdo herself, she proves us wrong.

If the fact that she walks around with privately armed security staff doesn’t prove the lefty hypocrite for what she is, well, you may need to be wearing a dunce cap and standing in the corner. Of course, that would be after writing “I am a stupid sucker who believes that Shannon Watts isn’t a hypocrite for wanting to take my guns while using guns to protect her ass,” 100 times on the board (or whatever it’s called in modern American classrooms these days).

That’s all you need to know if you’re an intellectually honest person, that Shannon Watts and her billionaire pals protect themselves with the very tools they actively seek to take from you. It doesn’t get any clearer than that, and no other explanation is necessary. They are hypocrites and liars, all of them. Now on to the purpose of this column.

Shannon Watts wants you to have a Happy Thanksgiving and sent this tweet to make her point:

Usually, when I read verbal garbage from the mother of all hypocrite, gun-grabber, liars, my blood pressure rises. In this case, my blood pressure dropped, I’m sure. How do I know? I laughed out loud and according to WebMD and other sources, laughing is great for stress reduction and possibly lowering blood pressure. I laughed, shook it off, wiped my eyes and thought to myself, what next from these idiots? Do they think before they type? It doesn’t matter, and she knows it, what with her years of running PR firms and expertise manipulating the masses, she knows the media will cover for her.

According to Watts, we should start asking about guns before heading to Thanksgiving dinner, which is usually a gathering of close friends and families who would presumably already know the intimate details of the lives of those they were visiting. But maybe I’m wrong, so I’ll humor her and ask her why she stopped at asking about guns? Why, for instance, doesn’t she want us to ask about whether the home has a pool and if so, is it protected by proper safety features to keep the kids out? Accidental child drownings account for thousands of deaths (nearly 4,000 according to the CDC) annually, nearly ten times the number of unintentional firearm deaths each day according to those dopes over at The Brady Campaign.

But why let that fact get in the way, huh Shannon?

I think she should suggest we also ask about how we plan on getting to that Thanksgiving dinner?

Automobiles are a leading cause of death in children (and adults). Do our hosts have a driveway filled with cars? She might want us to ask our hosts about how they store their household cleaners and their prescription medications, especially if junior is hanging out with the wrong crowd, right? She certainly doesn’t want him grabbing any of “mother’s “demand action” little helpers,” or Uncle Frank’s prescription opioids for his lower back pain caused from that fall out of the tractor, would she? I’m sure she mistakenly left out the carving implement that grandpa will use to slice her turkey? Knives are dangerous and kill many Americans every year. No doubt an oversight in her tweet by failing to mention these things. Of course, there are the tire irons and baseball bats that need to be locked up and I, for one, would like to know where the host’s fire extinguishers are located. They do have one, right? If not, I’m not coming over. That’s the sign of an unsafe home. Oh, the paint thinner, let’s not forget the flammables.

Should I go on? No, I’ll stop. You get the idea. Shannon Watts doesn’t want you to have a Happy Thanksgiving – she wants to take your guns and use the this great American holiday as another means to shout out her disdain for your rights and freedoms.

Shannon Watts is an idiot.

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Armed American Radio Ranch!



Mark Walters
Mark Walters

About Mark Walters


Mark Walters is the host of two nationally syndicated radio broadcasts, Armed American Radio and Armed American Radio’s Daily Defense with Mark Walters. He is the Second Amendment Foundations 2015 Gun Rights Defender of the Year award recipient and co-author of two books, Lessons from Armed America with Kathy Jackson (Whitefeather Press) and Lessons from UnArmed America with Rob Pincus (Whitefeather Press)

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Joe Heathen

Will be a heavenly day when firearms regulations are enacted and the Nazi gun zealots are silenced into submission. Every breath each one of them takes is a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

Silence Dogood

Evil is…as evil does.


Does she realize that the rough men she pays to guard and protect her life would also not have any guns should she get her way?
Oh my who would protect her then? She is obliviously ignorant or stupid because she has not thought out of the box of the possibilities that some homicidal sociopath could use a gun to harm or murder her while she is completely defenseless because she is a law abiding citizen and no one who obeys the law has a gun. We all know that the maniac will be armed no matter what>

Memey McMeme

I actually have 8 total. one behind the door, two between dressers, one that i keep in my laundry hamper for some reason, 3 in my bedside table, and one that is usually on my bed while im awake but i keep it on top of my bedside table when i go to bed. This wasn’t a hard question to answer.

James Higginbotham

hope everyone had a GREAT THANKSGIVING and ate plenty of turkey.


11,000 people die of falls each year, we should be seeking ladder control – or, maybe, outlaw gravity! Yeah, there is NO constitutional guarantee of gravity for everyone…..
30,000 people die each year in one of the most government regulated fixtures of America, the automobile.
I could go on, but I don’t know how low I have to go to get to the level of ignorance shown by these bought and paid-for Bloomberg anti-gun puppets?
I had a great turkey dinner, family all around, and we all gave thanks for what we had.

Glen M

Looks like that ugly mutt of a face has been up Bloomberg’s kiester a little too long

Wild Bill

@OV, Yeah, I bet she had that same look on her face every day of Algebra class! I bet she is the basis of more than one stereotype. I bet in a one on one spelling contest with her Sammy would win!


Happy Turkey Day to all.

Wild Bill

Happy Thanksgiving Day to you, too, big magic!

Alan R De Paolo



They will not come for your guns. So your entire premise of your narrative is false. One, as long as the NRA is lobbying for protection you have nothing to worry about. Two, as long as there are politicians who have a gun-loving nut base. Three, People will invoke the 2nd amendment and declare it an assault on their gun rights guaranteed in the constitution. Why do you write attacking Shannon Watts? You are a huge pussy for doing so. A little man with penis envy and small hands who cannot write a piece without attacking a woman. Does that… Read more »

Wild Bill

@Rebel VA, It seems, by what you have written, that you think women need special protection from debate. Does that mean that you think they are mentally inferior, and that is why they need protection in a debate? Just asking.


Have a Blessed Thanksgiving to All………………………

Wild Bill

@RJL, Happy Thanksgiving Day to you too, brother.


Good one, Mark. Right on the mark actually

Mike Hunt

All the guns in the world won’t make your penis any larger or fix your E.D. Y’all really should worship something better, like Jesus.

Pantera Vazquez

Sooooo, will jesus make your penis larger or fix your E.D.?
Full of stupid either way…….

Dr. Strangelove

@ Mike Hunt: Don’t you usually go by Hugh Janus?

joe martin

Mike is obviously a liberal troll and little girly-man trying to impress his boyfriend.


Mike. Did you kiss your boyfriend goodnight last night? A wonderful Thanksgiving to the rest.

Country Boy

I worship Jesus Christ. I do not own firearms to worship them though. I have them to protect myself and my family from those thugs who would do us harm, if they have the chance. The Good Lord gave everyone a brain, and he expects you to use it, so Jesus doesn’t have to work so hard. After all Jesus has to look after all the liberal socialist progressive democrat anti gunners , who could be doing it their self, if they could understand the simple logic that gun control laws only affect the law abiding, because criminals do not… Read more »

Wild Bill

We do have much to give thanks for. Hillary is not president. Shan Non Witts is not related to me in anyway. The past is catching up to powerful libtards, hollywierds, and even Congress its self.


@Wild Bill I totally agree with your post. It would be easy to attack the candy @ss trolls but I don’t think it would be a good thing to do on Thanksgiving day. They are thankful for nothing and only feel picked on because the government doesn’t give them more freebees. Happy Turkey day to you and yours.

Green Mtn. Boy

The Communist turkey tool wants to talk turkey on turkey day,well isn’t that special.

Dave in Fairfax

She may be special, but every time I look at her I have to wonder if she’s fitified instead.