Chattering Classes and the “Victim Agreement”, Will You Sign On?


Chattering Classes and the “Victim Agreement”, Will You Sign On?

Ft Collins, CO –-( CHATTERING CLASSES: n derogatory members of the educated, metropolitan middle-class, esp those in academic, artistic, and media circles, considered as a social group freely given to articulate, self-assured expression of (esp liberal) opinions about society, culture, and current events.” ~ Oxford English Dictionary

Following is “The Agreement” anti-gun liberals insist all of us sign-off on, since being a willing (indeed enthusiastic) “victim” is our sacred duty as citizens.

Many are doing just that, without thinking about consequences:

“Victim’s Agreement:”

1) I hereby agree to adopt “Dependency” as a permanent way of life.

2) I thus agree to assign responsibility for the protection of myself and family to others, and thus take no personal responsibility myself.

3) Yet, I understand that my “protectors” are under no legal obligation to show-up when summoned, and thus may not be present when needed, or may take minutes, hours, or days to arrive. In truth, they may never arrive.

4) I understand that even after arrival, my “protectors” may take no action, including failing to attend to my injuries. Accordingly, I understand I may die, while patiently waiting for them, even when present, to actually do something.

5) I agree, when confronted by violent criminals, to do nothing other than meekly surrender.

6) I agree to never fight for my life, nor the lives of family members, in any effective manner. I thus agree to humbly submit myself and my family to murder and mayhem.

7) I agree to never own a gun, nor any other effective weapon.

8) I agree to never acquire effective training in the use of weapons.

9) Finally, I agree to always think of myself as a “victim,” and cheerfully accept “Victimhood” as a permanent status, never aspiring to become anything else.

Adherence to the forgoing qualifies you for the title of “good little citizen,” by liberal standards.

Are you ready to sign-up?

Maintenance of your life and health should be “important” to you. When it isn’t, don’t foolishly expect it to be “important” to anyone else.

“When you break your neck, when you have nothing to eat, when your house is on fire, then you have a ‘problem.’

Everything else is an ‘inconvenience.’ Life is inconvenient. Life is lumpy.

A lump in your oatmeal, a lump in you throat, a lump in your breast. They’re not the same kind of ‘lump.’

One needs to learn, and appreciate, the difference!” ~ Robert Fulghum


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About John Farnam & Defense Training International, Inc
As a defensive weapons and tactics instructor John Farnam will urge you, based on your own beliefs, to make up your mind in advance as to what you would do when faced with an imminent lethal threat. You should, of course, also decide what preparations you should make in advance if any. Defense Training International wants to make sure that their students fully understand the physical, legal, psychological, and societal consequences of their actions or in-actions.

It is our duty to make you aware of certain unpleasant physical realities intrinsic to the Planet Earth. Mr. Farnam is happy to be your counselor and advisor. Visit:

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This is just so wrong on so many levels. What kind of person would sign this kind of affirmation and still be able to live with themselves. It seems as if these people have sunk to a new low in their life. Perhaps that is why the suicide rate is climbing.

Uncle Bill

Liberal Progressivism = Communism. Isn’t that right Natifa?


Copy that list and mail it to EVERY anti gun (including those in gov.) and see how they respond . My guess is, DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO. and NO I’am saying it right now………


Copy that list and mail it to EVERY anti gun (including those in gov.) and see how they respond . My guess is, DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO.


Please think about the fact that the police are more than happy to arrive AFTER the shooting/knifing/other method of criminal activity is complete and draw a chalk line about the remains laying on the floor.
They can also take a report if you are fortunate enough to survive the attack by armed person(s).
If you don’t want to take care of your family, don’t have one!


The events in Broward County are a perfect example or cleanup, not protection. Of course, most of law enforcement is far more courageous and honorable than those imposters, but the truth remains that your big problem is not necessarily law enforcement’s big problem. It might even become an investigation, but often it is an incident to be checked off as quickly as possible and added to the statistics.


When Seconds count – the Police are only MINUTES away!
Florida school where the cowards of the police department refused to enter the school until all of the shooting ceased.
The “shooter” was picked up OFF OF SCHOOL PROPERTY!


Laddy – and to put the cherry on top, it was an officer from a totally different department who found him an hour later. There is still no linkage to how he was determined to be the ‘shooter’ – there certainly was NO description of him by the BSO deputies who refused to enter the school while the shooting was STILL in progress. Latest update I saw was that a school security monitor (think of the current commercial in the bank) who is now admitting that he saw name deleted – and took NO action – even though the alleged… Read more »


Puts a realistic perspective on it.

Green Mtn. Boy

The Lefttard bill of rights or is that wrongs.